



✨ WHoly Hot Mom's Hit List ✨
Welcome to the Wholy Heaven's Hit List!
Sacred tools and tinctures for Sovereign souls + spiritually spicy humans.
This isn’t your average wellness aisle.
This is the Holy Heavens Hit List — the ultimate collection of anointed, activated, and sometimes slightly irreverent products designed to help you break free from the matrix, detox your temple, and smell like freedom.
Inside this divine-but-deadly lineup, you’ll find:
🌿 Parasite-slaying potions made with biblical herbs + wildcrafted rage
🧴 Sacred rollers for your lymph nodes, heartbreak, or holy bedroom
🕯️ Booty balm that anoints your exit with love (and comfrey)
💧Tinctures that taste like truth and cleanse like a cosmic exorcism
⚔️ Ointments that double as weapons of warfare (and self-love)
Each item is hand-blessed, intentionally created, and designed to be used in ritual, healing, or sass-based self-care. These are tools of the Sacred Circus — a traveling revival of soul sovereignty and holy rebellion.
🛍️ Stock your altar. Fill your pantry. Prep your go-bag.
This is Heaven’s hit list. And your healing has a sense of humor.
👉 “Because sometimes the most sacred act is putting salve on your booty while casting out demons and calling in your angels."