A+ HOT MOM BOX ✝️🔥

🔥 HOT MOM BOX - A mailed mystery box of sacred, sensual, parasite-trauma-loop-slaying goodness curated and created by superhero holy hot mom who is also a trained trauma-informed care and sexual healing coach, Angela Shelton.

 

Welcome to the Hot Mom Box

Break the Loop. Reclaim Your Soul. Reignite Your Joy! 

This is your box of reminders, uplifters, and nurturing love-filled goodies like a box you receive from your mom while you're away at war - because you are. 

Too much scrolling the corn? Broken-hearted from betrayal and don't trust anyone? 

Spanking the monkey like it’s your second job?

Solo guitar playing all night and running batteries out? Living in fantasy and fiction? 

Brother (or Sister)—it’s time to put the joystick down and pick your divine weapon up.

This kit is for the brave ready to break the chains of the past and truly step up and into who you truly are, outside of all the trauma loops, programming, and traps. 

For the souls ready to reclaim their purpose, energy, and love from the bottomless pit of shame and trauma loops. Whether you’re addicted to porn, trapped in emotional sabotage, or stuck cycling through pain—this is your Holy Intervention that COMES TO YOUR HOUSE and follows up with live videos and in most cases in person visits too! (Join the Sacred Circus for that!) 

 

💌 Who Is Angela Shelton?

Angela Shelton is not just the “Hot Mom” behind the box—She’s a HOLY Hot Mom here to level up your body, mind, and spirit so that you are truly living joyfully no matter what. 

She’s a trained trauma healing coach, a spiritual alchemist, and an unapologetic truth-teller who has spent over 20 years helping people break free from the pain of sexual betrayal, childhood abuse, and the soul-deep trauma loops that can silently run our lives.

You might know her from her work as a Safe Side Super Chick, helping protect children from predators. What most people don’t know? She also helps adults heal the inner child—the one who was abandoned, betrayed, or abused… and who may still be trapped in survival mode, fear, fantasy, or addiction.

Angela specializes in working with men and couples, especially those navigating sexual trauma, intimacy blocks, porn recovery, and betrayal repair. She shows up with truth, humor, sacred sass, and the kind of fierce love that changes lives.

You’re not broken. You’ve been programmed to numb out.

Now let’s flip the switch.

💋 It’s not just a box… it’s a sacred dropkick to your inner and outer demons. 

Delivered monthly or weekly. Lovingly curated. Spiritually potent. Hilariously real.

This is your gift box from your loving hot mom while you're away at war - because you are!

This is your subscription to healing with style, where every box is filled with handcrafted tools to detox your body, soothe your soul, and remind you who the hell you really are.

 

📦 What’s Inside?

Each Hot Mom Box is unique and includes a fresh, surprise combo of:

✅ Handmade Parasite-Killing Potions

Tinctures, rollers, and ointments made with biblical herbs, rare flowers, and Angela’s alchemical know-how.

✅ Sacred Ritual Tools

Prayer cards, body maps, and step-by-step anointing affirmations and instructions.

✅ QR Code to a Private Video Message from Angela

Sometimes silly, sometimes serious—always from the heart. Angela shows up like the weird, wise, hilarious big sister you always wanted.

✅ Hot Mom Surprises

Think homemade jerky, herbal honey, magnesium bites, salt blends, and sacred toys and snacks—whatever mom’s been cookin’ and curating that month or week. 

✅ Healing Tools for Your Life Toolbox

We include things like Regenerate - the quick fix for clarity and maybe a kazoo.

✅ A note and a photo from a Loving Mom 

This is the box that the other soldiers in the squadron are super jealous of! 

 

🧬 Why Angela Created This

Because living joyfully no matter what isn’t just supplements and shadow work or some online course you binge by yourself—it’s FUN, it’s embodied, and it’s gotta come with play, love, and real-talk.

I created this for the sacred women and the sacred masculine who:

• Are tired of being tired!
  

• Want out of the loop of trauma, toxins, and to-do lists and same day, same issues, on repeat. 
  
  

• Love healing but hate hustle and have a feeling/knowing that the world is full of lies. 
  
  

• Crave sacred connection, not clinical overwhelm and are aware that we are being lied to by organized predators. 
  
  

💌 Who is HOT MOM BOX intended for?

• MEN who need real love and nurturing. 
  
  
• WORKING MEN who work, sleep, repeat, and need a great woman in their lives. 
  
  
• MEN who have never felt loved, appreciated, or respected. 
  
  

• Hot Moms (literal or spiritual)
  
  

• Parasite slaying warriors on the front lines.
  
  

• Warriors who say “yes” to true freedom and are ready to escape the matrix and help others do so as well. 
  
  

• Anyone who wants a beautiful, spiritual surprise in the mail from a Holy Hot Mom 
  
  

• Men recovering from porn addiction or compulsive solo sex
  
  

• Women trapped in emotional loops or compulsive fantasy and things with batteries
  
  

• Survivors of sexual trauma ready to take their body back
  
  

• Anyone who knows it’s time to stop leaking their life force into screens
  
  

You can cancel anytime. But I doubt you’ll want to.