Sacred Circus Ticket + WHoly Shift GIFT

A Private Tent Revival Comedy-Confession-Ceremony You’ll Never Forget

Sept-Nov 2025 around the USA and a few international spots (you will be notified).

What you’re buying here is not just a piece of bamboo fabric (though that’s part of it).

You’re getting a ticket to a secret, soul-shaking show that’s happening all across the country in 2025—and maybe even in your own backyard.

Angela Shelton’s WHoly F Shift Show is a wild, healing, hilarious, holy tent revival-style experience where you laugh, scream, purge, and dance your way back into wholeness. It follows a nine-step transformation arc rooted in spiritual warfare, comedy, ritual, and community.

When you buy this ticket, you’ll receive:

• A private email invite to join the map of where we’ll be (30 stops and counting)
  

• Access to attend any of the 2025 events—or all of them, if you want to follow the circus like a Grateful Dead tour.
  

• The option to host the show in your own town, school, church, barn, backyard, or boondock.
  

• A free WHoly Shift cloak (aka your emotional survival tool: it’s a pillow, a dress, a blanket, a scream bag, a field altar—you decide)
  
  

This isn’t your average tour. There are no shoes, no phones, and no fluff. We are OUT of the MATRIX. You won't see Angela on local TV during this tour. This is word-of-mouth. 

There are movie screenings in the park, school visits, back porch book clubs, healing songs, spoons, tambourines, and an outdoor circus ceremony that just might change your life.

You’ll cry. You’ll laugh. You’ll lay something down—and you’ll leave with something new.

The cloak is your tool. The ticket is your access. The healing? That’s up to you.

You will receive your WHoly Shift cloak live at the event.

If you can’t attend in person, we will ship your cloak after our first performance round.

You’re not just buying a ticket. You’re buying a matrix jailbreak.

🧵 What is the WHoly Shift?

• 64” x 57” of luxurious black bamboo (black like the void—not the parasite)
  

• Logo in the corner, pocket of LOVE that moves wherever you need it
  

• A blank slate with holes, just like you—but holy!

• During the Sacred Circus it leads to being Whole, Holy, even when with a lot of holes, just like your life wounds.

• Wraps around your grief like a cocoon
  

• Becomes a pillow when you collapse
  

• Transforms into a cloak when you rise
  

• Can be sewn into a symbolic pain bag during the WHoly Shift Experience
  

• Flapped out like a rug to release rage, shame, heartbreak, and parasite residue

🖤 It’s Also:

• A survival tool
  

• A dress
  

• A cape
  

• A “scream blanket”
  

• A spiritual invisibility shield
  

• A travel companion
  

• A reminder that you are a black slate miracle with wings

If you want your own cloak to scream into, to wrap yourself in when no one gets it, to wear when you’re ready to never apologize again—this is your piece.

I only made a few. They are not capes. They are dragon skin for the divine storm in your waiting to come out and be seen and step into your legendary celebration. 

They are $172 because that’s the code for transformation. It’s not just fabric—it’s frequency-coded fabric. 1 = the self. 7 = the divine. 2 = union.

Eventually, these will be $333 because they are part of your remembrance and a tangible tool in your spiritual and physical playground. 

This isn’t clothing. This is a communion with the next you. 

You’re not buying a cloak for the circus. You’re buying a jailbreak and a superhero cape disguised as a black rectangle.

For those who have ears, let them hear from all ages men and women:

"Angela gave me permission to finally be my true self, because she is." 

"I stepped out of all my past trauma loops and into my divine purpose after Angela and she made it so fun that I didn't even realize my transformation until I didn't recognize myself - because I was actually renewed. I can now say I truly love myself and I love God. Amen. Thank you, Angela!" 

"Angela made me love Jesus, and I used to roll my eyes at even the thought." 

"I ended my self-abuse, self-hatred, and all past abuse triggers after Angela made me pee laugh. I don't know how she did it, but I laughed myself better." 

"I can finally love deeply without old fears after Angela opened my eyes. I was not expecting that. I came to her for CSA trauma healing and ended up having the best intimate relationship of my life. We have a Holy Bedroom now, just like she said we would. Gratitude is not even the word." 

“I haven’t had a panic attack since I met her..."

“I laughed the trauma loose. She's a miracle worker." 

“I met myself for the first time—and I like him.”

ONE SIZE FITS ALL - Black Bamboo Fabric

One Ticket = All Shows You Want or Need for 2025!  

*food and extras at events not included