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I am Angela Shelton, an Award-Winning Filmmaker, Superhero, and Alchemist. After 20+ years becoming a Trauma-Informed Comedian, I turned an Anxiety Blanket into a Ball Gown and a Ointment into a Chronic Pain Escape for Survivors. You're welcome! Enter at the risk of having a more profoundly fun life, no matter what you've been through!
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A True Story Rooted in Resilience
Hailing from Asheville, North Carolina, where she also has an official Angela Shelton Day, award-winning filmmaker and performer Angela Shelton became a trained (w)holistc sexual betrayal recovery coach and spiritual alchemist. From the ashes of abuse to ringleading The Sacred Circus, Angela turns pain into power, truth into transformation, and laughter into liberation. She’s here to help you heal, laugh, cry, scream, and rise—body, soul, and booty so that you have your own WHoly Shift to wholeness, no matter what you’ve been through. No filters. No fluff. Just radical hilarious healing and fun freedom.
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Collaborations Big to Small Biz
Utilize Angela's help and history in fashion, film, and music to help your own brand outside of the perp and perv run systems!
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Angela the Alchemist
Angela married her years of trauma-informed expertise around child abuse with her alchemist skills to create a series of pain relief products especially made for survivors, which work for anyone who needs pain lifted and comfort rubbed in!
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Angela Shelton is Safe Side Superchick
Angela Shelton had the honor of playing Safe Side Superchick in The Safe Side series and winning an EMMY for her performance in the groundbreaking program created by Julie Clark who is also the brain behind Baby Einstein! Angela still shows up as Safe Side because for her, Safe Side was not a job, it was part of her lifetime role to Save the Children!
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Angela Shelton gives Sacred Sermons and Teaches Profound Play
Angela founded the Sacred Circus Church to bring joy, laughter, and the love of Yeshua to communities to lift pains from Bodies, Minds, and Spirits with products and events in profoundly playful ways.
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Angela Shelton, Filmmaker and Consultant
Angela Shelton helps you launch, liberate, and protect your life and work—without selling your soul or staying stuck in trauma loops. Whether you’re launching a brand, creating sacred products, building a movement, or reclaiming your voice—Angela helps you stay in your power, your profit, and your divine alignment while keeping your rights and your sanity! BEWARE: TOTAL LIFE TURN-AROUNDS HAPPEN (the most common is quitting 9-5 jobs and finding love)
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Angela Shelton Coaching
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COACHING & CONSULTING WITH ANGELA SHELTON
Profound Play. Real Truth. Sacred Sovereignty.
Whether you need a one-on-one breakthrough session or a full weekend body/mind/spirit overhaul of your life, kitchen, and business—Angela Shelton (and sometimes the Healing Hunk) brings you laughter, clarity, and strategy that works outside the predator-run systems.
You’ll leave with real tools, holy rebellion tactics, and a game plan for owning your power in every area—body, mind, business, and spirit.
You don’t just need a consultant. This is not just consulting or your typical life coach. This is a full-circle transformation body, mind, and spirit.
You need a trauma-informed, soul-led, industry-experienced Fun Captain to walk you through the minefield of creation, healing, and producing joyful living… with laughter, truth, and total dedication.
This is your private portal to work directly with me—Angela Shelton, in your pocket for the birth of your dreams coming true.
WARNING! I AM A HAZARD TO YOUR "I'M STUCK" DEMONS!
BE WARNED: you will awaken—physically, spiritually, and professionally—so that you can create your dream and actually handle and receive it!
People have: quit their jobs, gotten married, shifted their careers, found their callings, moved to new countries and states, had babies, birthed books, made movies, started brands - all by PLAYING with me and getting out of their own way to listen to themselves!
Your Coaching Options
Quick Reset Call - 30 min - $47
When we already have a shorthand or you've worked with me in the past and you need a call to scream it out, work it through, or have a wallup reset/redo, book this and let's chat fast to snap you out of it. You know me, I'd do this for free. The pay is for your own commitment.
Coaching Call - 60 min - $120
I am a trained holistic, trauma-informed care coach specializing in child sexual abuse, sexual healing, and being creatively independent and fully outside the box of organized perpetrators. I do not play with staying stuck in old systems. So, only call me when you're ready to be out of the box of trauma loops.
This is for first timers or those who have known me a while. This is also for those who want their hands held doing full body, mind, spirit perpetrator detox (it can be nasty).
I'm not here to fix you; I'm here to help you listen to and fix yourself. You usually already know the answers to all your questions; you just need to listen to yourself. I also have a mountain of resources and connections that I share with you to help you propel faster.
Profound Play Session — $297
When you're ready to deep dive and find your purpose and prosperity.
2 Hours | Remote via Zoom
We dive straight to the root of your laughter—because joy is your weapon.
We’ll identify the pain, flip it into power, and set up daily rituals to shift your mind and body.
Perfect for:
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Personal breakthrough
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Life and Work Story Reframing
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Clarity on your next steps to Dreams Come True
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Emotional and literal perp clearing
3 Month Life Transformation - $1200
When you're ready for a real commitment, you can check in with me weekly for 3 months! This is to keep you focused and grounded and have a weekly connection with me on phone or video to keep you accountable to yourself.
Add-ons available:
Dinner parties & retreats
Film or documentary consulting
Festival or farmers market appearances
❤️ Why Work With Me?
I’m not here to coach you into a corporate-friendly brand, although I am very funny and entertaining in corporate settings!
I’m here to help you break out of the matrix, own your power, create own your IP, and live free—body, mind, and spirit.
Middleman Safety Deal:
During our coaching, if I help create your products and introduce you to my various contacts, you keep your own IP, content, and profits. I help because it's fun. My ask is that I get to be the model/actress for your creations to help leverage our fun playtime and my contacts and experience to help you be prosperous and keep you out of the perp run systems.
We create escape routes, not traps.