This isn’t your normal subscription. This is an invitation from Angela Shelton to join the Sacred Circus so that you are truly living joyfully no matter what you've been through.
This is a spiritual breakthrough kick in the full circle booty for your body, mind, and spirit so that you level up to new love, community, and FUN in the face of all fears.
Angela Shelton is your FUN CAPTAIN in the face of all fears.
A powerful Beeyoutillful Biblical Blend (BBB) of Frankensense, Myrrh, and Gold framing organically grown, hand-picked comfrey, Japanese Knotweed, and Calendula blooms, infused in organic extra virgin olive oil, organic castor oil, with eucalyptus, peppermint, and a dragon's blood blend added — supercharged with sun-prayed blooms and your very own Wholy Rollie Relief Essence to aid in your body, mind, and spiritual pain relief during profound play!
*not guaranteed to change your life, guaranteed to get you changing it for yourself!
Your HOLY HOT MOM BOX arrives at your house weekly or monthly or just one time.
Break the Loop. Reclaim Your Soul.
Too much scrolling the corn?
Spanking the monkey like it’s your second job?
Solo guitar playing all night and running batteries out?
Brother (or Sister)—it’s time to put the joystick down and pick your divine weapon up.
This kit is for the brave.
For the souls ready to reclaim their purpose, energy, and love from the bottomless pit of shame and trauma loops. Whether you’re addicted to porn, trapped in emotional sabotage, or stuck cycling through pain—this is your Holy Intervention.