🔥 ANGELA SHELTON's Library + her Holy Hot Mom Box  

✨ A Sacred Survival Kit You Can Hold in Your Heart AND Your Hands!

This isn’t your normal subscription to a course that you won't watch - you get my library, and my physical products (and even me!) to your house! 

It's me, I'm Angela Shelton, your FUN CAPTAIN in the face of all fears. 

Your old trauma loops end here. Your next-level joyful power begins now.

Time to get outta bed or off that couch. The pity party is officially over. You have a sacred mission to accomplish. 

This is your Holy Shift. This is Profound Play. This is cleansing out old traumas and moving into joyful living for real! 

1. What You Get for $17/Month:

✅ My ENTIRE Holy Hot Mess Healing Library, that is always growing and including:

• 12-week Trauma Healing Course
  

• 52-week Deep Dive Recovery Journey
  

• Searching for Angela Shelton full documentary
  

• ✨New 3-Hour Director’s Commentary
  

• Holy Hot Interview Series (updated bi-weekly)
  

• Comedy Cooking Show Archives - all seasons PLUS new CELERY COMING! 
  

• Unfinished, messy, raw folders too—because we don’t hide the healing
  

• A wild amount of hidden gems that’ll hit you right when you need them like Celery Queen Jean! 
  
  

LIVE with Me Weekly

This isn’t just a library. This is live ministry in motion. Camera ON. Spirit UP.

We gather to clean, cry, laugh, cook, scream, dance, and HEAL.

You’re not alone anymore.

💥 WHY THIS IS DIFFERENT:

This isn’t “click play and disappear.”

This is interactive. This is tent revival transformation.

You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You might pee laugh! 

And best of all? You’ll remember who you are.

🚨 BE WARNED:

JOY POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE!

Negative comments will be handled with absurdity and love.

Step 5 in my healing method is GO PLAY — and that’s exactly what we do here.

2. Get a HOLY HOT MOM BOX to Your House! ($33)

Get my library, my live weekly connections AND a box to your house! 

Whaa?? That's right, I'm coming to your house in a box! And I may show up in person too (you can even make money doing that! I'll tell you more inside.)

I am an alchemist and have a whole line of products to holy shift your life, slay demons, ease aches, itches, irritations, and elevate your body, minds, and bedrooms! 

I'll send you a mystery box monthly of one of my goodies and when you show up in our lives, I'll tailor-make your box too. 

From Beater Butters to Love Balms, I'll surprise you with an anointing. 

3. HOLY SHIFT: Healing Hunk and Holy Hot Mom ($69)

💌 For those who know what's up. Level up your love life, single or coupled, your spiritual life as a believer or not, and slay demons while ending trauma loops. 

I'll send you a box of goodies and walk you through a full parasite perp cleanse as well as marvelous ways to enhance your booty and/or your beard. This is to have your hand held through the process of truly living joyfully, no matter what you've been through and that involves some major life changes! 

🎁 BONUS: 

• Access to live Zooms weekly
  
  

• Be Added as an affilate so when you introduce me to an event in your town, or share any of my products, you get 20%. Yes, even on the 25K deals. I get a bigger thrill sending you those big wires than I do getting paid them! 
  
  

• Invites to Secret Sacred Circuses 
  
  

• VIP access to private coaching and two decades of expertise.
  
  

• Early access to new products (like the WHoly Shift outfit)
  

🙏 What This Is NOT:

This will never appear on your statement as something you forgot.

You won’t be left with subscriptions you don’t use.

You’ll be anointed, activated, and seen—with love, laughter, and fire.

Dare you to go to the next level with me!