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Your Fun Captain Turning Pain into Profound Play!

Here I am - One of THE Angela Sheltons. I'm the filmmaker who went Searching for and Finding Angela Shelton. I've been to every USA state and down every highway and around the world. We could have met in a gas station, a train, up a tree, or at your mom's house.

I'm Safe Side Superchick for the little kids. Your mom's BFF and a Godsend for the men broken by betrayal.

I do not play with the demonic creeps so I'm not in Hollywood, though I do make movies. Watch them!

Scroll to see my journey and how it can apply to anything you need help with and then call me!

Call Me - I dare you!

The Rebel Child

I was a lanky mountain kid from North Carolina—poor, funny, and fast. Daughter of a “dirty daddy” and a mother who made me write everything down. At eight, I became a storyteller and escape-route finder. Humor was my armor; kindness was my weapon. You can read my whole spiritual journey in my book Finding Angela Shelton in the SHOP link for free or watch free 21 day journey of reading it aloud on camera with a group of Warrior Reformers!

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The Veil Lifts

My 12-year-old science-fair project opened my eyes when I researched how additives in our food lead us to the doctors in the grocery-store trap—and how the evil hands poisoning our food are the same ones “fixing” us with pharma. Later, in Hollywood, I was told I was “too young and too female” to direct films. So I drove across America to make my first one, Searching for Angela Shelton. It was not the comedy I expected. When 70% of the women I interviewed, who shared my name, also shared pasts of abuse, assault, and addictions and one Angela Shelton was tracking predators in the same town as my biological abusive father and we arrived on Father’s Day - I saw that I was being led by something much bigger than my own story. The veil tore open for me as I traveled with that film for a decade and learned from thousands of firsthand survivor stories how the systems we trust—family court, media, even trauma and recovery—are riddled with and run by organized predators.

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The Quest for Truth and Freedom

I decided I would not be owned by pain and no perp could take our joy away. I dedicated years to trying every healing technique I could find: therapy, movement, rage release, prayer, plants, gongs, cold water, and the wildest experiments so that I could share what worked to make it faster, more fun, and cheaper for you than it was for me! I studied and listened to MEN—held them crying, heard their truth, learned their wounds—and became a holistic coach specializing in healing bodies and bedrooms of CSA survivors and their partners. I learned how the traumas stay in the body so I healed my asthma with hemp and mullein, not steroids. I was in a wheelchair and avoided back surgery by releasing rage and using comfrey leaves. I went pharma-free, breathing, with a dancing spine. Then came the next piece in the matrix of Truth: parasites—physical and energetic—keeping people locked in trauma and pain loops. When you see the Truth, you cannot unsee it. I saw… I slayed, and started a church.

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Slaying Demons

What are you ready to receive and what are you willing to give up? The answer to that riddle is everything and everything. Telling the Truth for full freedom cost me everything and gave me everything more than once. I was fired, banned, canceled, and blacklisted for calling out organized perps and saying that the way to change the world instantly is to Stop R–ping Kids, Go F Yourself. I got in trouble for cursing, but I’ve been cursing out perps since I was a rebel 8-year-old. I’m from Asheville, NC - you can’t own or silence me with a Fendi bag or a red carpet. I prefer cast iron. Hollywood’s fall was God’s protection. When I stood up and looked trafficking creeps in the face and saw the darkest eyes imaginable, I learned that this war is Spiritual. Archangel Michael showed up — on my new sleeve tattoo and in my life as I witnessed many miracles. I saw how the demons are organized; they spread through shame, secrecy, rage, distraction, and seduction. This is why we slay demons in the most playful ways at my retreats and circuses!

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Laughter, Joy, and Yeshua

I went deep into the belly of the Beast and saw behind the scenes of this prison matrix set up by predators - and those parasites feed on despair. The whole goal is to keep you stuck in trauma and “telling” your story over and over and feeling bad, mad, sad, and lost because the wonderful human that you are is delicious when fired up in rage and despair. Imagine… And guess what - the way out is EASY! This is why it’s kept such a secret and why they try to keep us numb and dumb by poisoning the food, water, air, and earth as they steal and torture children. The antidote is high-frequency joy, holy love, and radical laughter. You read that right - LAUGHTER, JOY, and YESSHUUUAHHH the answer! My childhood rebel medicine—humor, play, rebellious truth—was the Sword of Truth. I’ve taught sword play for years and now at our Sacred Circus events, we flip pain into play, fear into fun, shame into sovereignty to heal bodies, bedrooms, and bloodlines. All while LAUGHING in the face of the devil. I dare ya!

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I'm Your Fun Captain!

Today I’m in my 50s, looking and feeling better than I did in my 20s, alcohol free, pharm-free, lungs clear, back pain healed. I turned my experiments into offerings: WHoly Shift wraps, parasite-slaying ointments and oils that lift chronic trauma pain and smell like freedom. I lead a holy revival of profound play—trauma-informed comedy “that’s not funny,” puppet parables, tent gatherings, and dinner parties where we cook, cry, laugh, and reclaim. For men, I’m a mirror and a map out of betrayal and loss. For women, I bring the laughter that makes you pee a little and remember your power. I’m the daughter of a dirty daddy who became a preacher of joy, here to elevate survivors and set communities free. Fun Captain, reporting for duty. Let’s go.

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