🔥 Escape the Perp Run Matrix Cleanse

Welcome to the rebellion. You are no longer a passive host. You are now the Queen Slayer. And here’s your royal kit and decree…

Step 1: “Meet the PDC (Parasite Death Crew) Kill Team” 

– What’s in the Box

1. 🎯 The Triple Binder Baddies
   

   👑 THE TRUTH ABOUT BINDERS + PARASITE DROPPERS:

   Binders like Diatomaceous Earth (DE), Activated Charcoal, and Bentonite Clay are powerful absorbents — their job is to grab toxins, parasite die-off, and heavy metals and escort them out like bouncers at a demon disco. 

   Think that we go in an slauder them all (PDC) and then the Binders are the mudslide that cleans up their bodies. If you don't do the binders, that's when you feel woozy, have brain fog, or feel like you have sick symptoms - that's their bodies dying and they let out their equivalent of burps, farts, and mind messing with you to try to stay alive. 

    

    

   🌿 Here’s the key rule:

   Binders must be taken on an empty stomach — and NOT at the same time as herbs, supplements, or food.

    

    

    

   Why? Because they’ll absorb everything — including your parasite tincture — and reduce its effectiveness. Because it can get confusing on what to buy and where, I included small resealable containers of all three! 

    

• Diatomaceous Earth (DE): Natural razor-blade dust that shreds parasites. Use internally (1 tsp daily in water or juice)
  
  

• Activated Charcoal: Toxin sponge. Take away from food or other herbs (2 capsules or 1/2 tsp in water) to soak up parasite poop + die-off.
  
  

• Bentonite Clay: Detox magnet. Great in water or as a mask on belly or feet. Internal dose = 1 tsp in water, taken in morning or evening.
  
  

2. 👑 Exit Ointment Booty Balm
   
   

• Apply to bunghole nightly (or post-bowel movement) to block exit and reentry points. Ewwww, it's true! This is the only item that does not have cloves in it like all the rest of the WHoly Hot Mom products have, so that it is safe for lady gardens too — this version is clove-free, gentle, and healing with Comfrey + Japanese Knotweed + Calendula along with the other killers. This SMELLS AMAZING! 
  
  

3. 🧪 Remember Who You Are Dropper Tincture:
   
   

• Daily tincture with Black Walnut, Wormwood, Clove, and sacred herbs.
  
  

• Take 1 full dropper in the morning (or add to warm water).
  Increase to 2x/day near full moon when you kill the queens. 
  
  

• Option: Drop on tongue and chase with lemon water or raw honey.
  
  

4. 🌀 “Wholy Rollie” Lymph Roller:
   
   

• Apply to neck, groin, underarms, belly creases, and behind knees morning and night. This activates drainage and moves dead parasites out.
  
  

• Bonus: Smells divine and works with deep massage and meditation too. 
  
  

5. 🫣 Oops-I-Did-It-Again Shot:
   
   

• Emergency PDC tincture for that time when you ate the sushi again, or had that processed pie at grandma's. Wait 45-60 min and down this shot to kill any new invaders. 
  
  

🌕 Step 2: Full Moon Protocol – Kill the Queens!

1. 5 Days Before Full Moon:
   

• Increase dropper tincture to 2x/day.
  
  

• Roll lymph oil morning, noon, and night.
  
  

• Booty ointment becomes non-negotiable. Every night.
  
  

2. Full Moon Day:
   
   

• Fast or do light food only (broth, fruit, herbal tea).
  
  

• Morning: Full dropper, binders, lymph roll.
  
  

• Midday: Diatomaceous Earth + Bentonite Clay.
  
  

• Night: Activated Charcoal + booty balm before bed.
  
  

• Dance or scream ritual to shake loose the sneaky buggers.
  
  

3. 3 Days After:
   
   

• Keep binders flowing.
  
  

• Hot bath with Epsom salt, clay, and intention: “I am clearing old contracts.”
  
  

Journal your dreams — parasites speak during release.

WARNING: THIS IS SPIRITUAL WARFARE. 

When you begin slaying parasties on all levels, they do fight back. They are in your gut, tissues, mind, and aura and they COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER! 

You may have dreams, flashes, old fears or angers pop up - that is them trying to stay alive. 

🎥  QR Code Video Walkthrough

In your box you will get a QR code that goes to a page of video tutorials. You also get this to your email of Angela Shelton in all her hilarious glory explaining how to do each step and what each item is. How to store it, how to use it, when to up the dose and when to ease off. 

Your poop may never be the same, but neither will your body, mind, and spirit! 

BONUS: Friends and fabulous finds are also included In subscription boxes like one of my favs: Regenerate. It removes the need to need something. People take Regenerate for benzos, booze, bongs, and bad boyfriends too. 

Start your battles today to remove the queens:

🧄 Pantry Guide: How NOT to Feed Parasites

🛑 FOODS TO AVOID (Their Favorite Buffet):

• ❌ Sugar (white, brown, agave, syrups — they love it all)
  
  

• ❌ Processed foods / fast foods
  
  

• ❌ Alcohol (especially beer and wine — fungal friends)
  
  

• ❌ Wheat + gluten-heavy products (they inflame + protect parasites)
  
  

• ❌ Pasteurized dairy
  
  

• ❌ Factory meat
  
  

• ❌ Seed oils (canola, soybean, corn oil — inflammatory nightmares)
  
  

🥦 FOODS TO STOCK UP ON (Starve the Parasites + Nourish You):

• ✅ Bitter greens (dandelion, arugula, parsley, cilantro)
  
  

• ✅ Garlic, onions, ginger, turmeric (they HATE it)
  
  

• ✅ Cruciferous veggies (broccoli, cabbage, kale)
  
  

• ✅ Pasture-raised meats
  
  

• ✅ Wild-caught fish
  
  

• ✅ Herbal teas: Pau d’Arco, peppermint, fennel, wormwood, tulsi
  
  

• ✅ Coconut oil, ghee, olive oil
  
  

🛍️ Pantry Must-Haves for Parasite Prevention:

• Apple cider vinegar
  
  

• Raw honey
  
  

• Black walnut hull powder or tincture
  
  

• Clove powder
  
  

• Wormwood capsules or tincture
  
  

• Diatomaceous earth
  
  

• Bentonite clay
  
  

• Activated charcoal
  
  

• Pink salt or sea salt
  
  

• Castor oil
  
  

• Cacao nibs (sugar-free chocolate cravings slayer)
  
  

• Digestive bitters
  
  

🌕 This becomes your post-cleanse Pantry Paradise and supports your liver, lymph, and gut while preventing reinfection.

We share more in our Weekly LIVES that you get access too with these kits! 

Kill 'em all!