🔥 KILLER HOT MOM KIT - Escape the Matrix Parasite Cleanse Protocol

Welcome to the rebellion. You are no longer a passive host. You are now an evil Queen Slayer. Here is your royal kit and decree… 

I, Angela Shelton, am a filmmaker and funny superhero. So that we both stay alive and slay all these perps, this is your chance to be in my next movie - A Rare Human - by being one! 

Step 1: “Meet the PDC (Parasite Death Crew) Kill Team” 

– What’s in the Box

The Triple Binder Baddies

THE TRUTH ABOUT BINDERS + PARASITE DROPPERS:

Binders like Diatomaceous Earth (DE), Activated Charcoal, and Bentonite Clay are powerful absorbents — their job is to grab toxins, parasite die-off, and heavy metals and escort them out like bouncers at a demon disco. 

Think that we go in an slauder them all (PDC) and then the Binders are the mudslide that cleans up their bodies. If you don't do the binders, that's when you feel woozy, have brain fog, or feel like you have sick symptoms - that's their bodies dying and they let out their equivalent of burps, farts, and mind messing with you to try to stay alive. 

🌿 Here’s the key rule:

Binders must be taken on an empty stomach — and NOT at the same time as herbs, supplements, or food.

Why? Because they’ll absorb everything — including your parasite tincture — and reduce its effectiveness. Because it can get confusing on what to buy and where, I included small resealable containers of all three! 

• • Diatomaceous Earth (DE): Natural razor-blade dust that shreds parasites. Use internally (1 tsp daily in water or juice)
    
    

  • Activated Charcoal: Toxin sponge. Take away from food or other herbs (2 capsules or 1/2 tsp in water) to soak up parasite poop + die-off.
    

WARNING: THIS IS SPIRITUAL WARFARE. 

When you begin slaying parasties on all levels, they do fight back. They are in your gut, tissues, mind, and aura and they COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER and do not want you to succeed. 

You may have dreams, flashes, old fears or angers pop up - that is them trying to stay alive. You are not hungry; the worms are. Ewwww... 

Your poop may never be the same, but neither will your body, mind, and spirit! 

🎥  QR Code Video Walkthrough

In your box you will get a QR code that goes to a page of video tutorials. You also get this to your email of me, Angela Shelton, in all my hilarious glory explaining about how to do each step and what each item is. How to store it, how to use it, when to up the dose and when to ease off. 

BONUS: Friends and fabulous finds are also included in subscription boxes like one of my favs: Regenerate. It removes the need to need something. People take Regenerate for benzos, booze, bongs, and bad boyfriends too. 

Start your battles today with or without this Killer Kit to remove the evil queens: 

🧄 Pantry Guide: How NOT to Feed Parasites

🛑 FOODS TO AVOID (Their Favorite Buffet):

• ❌ Sugar (white, brown, agave, syrups — they love it all)
  
  

• ❌ Processed foods / fast foods
  
  

• ❌ Alcohol (especially beer and wine — fungal friends)
  
  

• ❌ Wheat + gluten-heavy products (they inflame + protect parasites)
  
  

• ❌ Pasteurized dairy
  
  

• ❌ Factory meat
  
  

• ❌ Seed oils (canola, soybean, corn oil — inflammatory nightmares)
  
  

• ❌ (we cannot speak of that here)

🥦 FOODS TO STOCK UP ON (Starve the Parasites + Nourish You):

• ✅ Bitter greens (dandelion, arugula, parsley, cilantro)
  
  

• ✅ Garlic, onions, ginger, turmeric (they HATE it)
  
  

• ✅ Cruciferous veggies (broccoli, cabbage, kale)
  
  

• ✅ Pasture-raised meats
  
  

• ✅ Wild-caught fish
  
  

• ✅ Herbal teas: Pau d’Arco, peppermint, fennel, wormwood, tulsi
  
  

• ✅ Coconut oil, ghee, olive oil
  
  

🛍️ Pantry Must-Haves for Parasite Prevention:

• Apple cider vinegar
  
  

• Raw honey
  
  

• Black walnut hull powder or tincture
  
  

• Clove powder
  
  

• Wormwood capsules or tincture
  
  

• Diatomaceous earth
  
  

• Bentonite clay
  
  

• Activated charcoal
  
  

• Pink salt or sea salt
  
  

• Castor oil
  
  

• Cacao nibs (sugar-free chocolate cravings slayer)
  
  

• Digestive bitters
  
  

🌕 This becomes your post-cleanse Pantry Paradise and supports your liver, lymph, and gut while preventing reinfection.

We share more in our Weekly LIVES that you get access too with these kits! 

Kill 'em all!