Ex-It the Chronic Pain Oil! 

A spiritual anointing oil to escape the matrix of perps and parasites and feel love anywhere you need relief or protection — good for all your lips, holes, and souls (unless it's spicy!) 

(Avoid eye contact with demons.)

Smell it.

Rub it in.

Say the words that come with it.

People report real shifts in pain, intimacy, mood, and how they move through the world.

“I’ve had back pain for years. This lifted it like magic.” — David

“No joke. The pain is gone. How did you do that?” — Mike

“My fibromyalgia flare stopped instantly.” — Roxie

“Hemorrhoids for 28 years — gone.” — Marina

“Holy cow, my hemorrhoids are gone!” — Zana

What People Use It For

(We ain't claiming anything that belongs to perps. We witness awakenings.)

• Daily body or anointing ritual
  
  

• Tension, soreness, tired skin
  
  

• Vulva, balls, beard, lymph nodes - yes, put it on your booty hole!
  
  

• Feet, hips, back, belly, scars, tattoos
  
  

• That thing you don’t want to talk about but want relief from
  
  

What’s Inside

All-organic castor, calendula, and apricot kernel oil infused slowly with:

Comfrey • Elder Flower • Japanese Knotweed • Nettle • Mullein • Yarrow • Linden Flowers

Vitamin E • Frankincense • Myrrh • Edible gold (that's not glitter)

Finished with Holy Hot Mom’s sacred flower blend.

Small batches. Spoken into. Made by Angela Shelton.

Why This One Works

• Castor oil (your grandma was right)
  
  

• Ancient herbs that can’t be patented
  
  

• Made slowly, not mass-produced
  
  

• Started in my kitchen — for my own butt — during a parasite cleanse
  
  

Turns out it’s fantastic for everyone.

Choose Your Bottles and Rollers 

• 2oz Dropper Bottle $55 — the signature bottle first-timers & travelers
  
  

• 8oz Big Pumper $155 — for people who already know (price gives you a free bottles worth and keep this by the bed or in the bathroom)
  

• Hot Mom Original Roller $45 - the best way to gave your oil roll on your parts without getting your hands oily. Safe for All Parts, great for low back, shoulders, knees etc

• SPICY Roll - $45 this one SOLD OUT every time at markets. It's the same signature oil with added angelica root, wormwood, cloves, black pepper and a hot sting like Tigar Balm and Icy Hot had a baby with Arnica. 
  
• Baby Dragon Queen ROLLER $30 — a tiny gem of a steel roller to keep in your bag and use on temples for mindset shifter - extra jacked up with demon slaying flowers

Perfect for:

• neck, jaw, lymph points
  

• wrists, behind knees
  

• quick grounding during stress
  

• on-the-go relief

• pack in your bag for a rejuvenating lift during the day

• Use anywhere on your body - avoid your eyes 
  
  

⏳ Made to order.

Please allow 7–14 days for herbs to steep and batches to finish.

How to Use

• External vulva or body oil
  
  

• Beard + face softener
  
  

• Scar & tattoo care
  
  

• Full-body massage or sensual ritual
  
  

HOT MOM BOX - $300

Get it all! The big, the little, the dropper and BOTH Rollers plus a gift of a cream or other handmade mom gift that only goes to members. 

Why People Reorder and Become Wholesale Affiliates 

This isn’t just oil.

It’s a mood shifter, pain whisperer, and sovereignty creator. 

This is an escape route out of chronic pain and into spiritual alignment. 

You’re not just moisturizing — you’re blessing yourself and reclaiming your body.

👉 Choose your bottle above and try it and share where you use it and how you feel!