Holy Hot Mom Oils

An oil like Angela Shelton herself — heals you, smells amazing, and makes you laugh while it levels up your Full Body, Mind, and Soul. 

The signature Anointing Oil is the silky, sacred serum that loves every part of you and is the birthplace of all Hot Mom Products. 

🌿 WHO IT’S FOR

• Women who want their vulva to feel vibrant, loved, and alive again, or if any of the lips have had a workout - calm and revive the playful feeling.
  
  

• Men use it full body, even as deodorant, and definitely to rub on lymph nodes during a massage.  Men can use it balls to beard for comfort.
  
  

• Anyone with scars, tattoos, or skin that needs a holy healing touch, rub it on.
  
  

• Couples who want to turn “just a massage” into “OMGG, that was sacred” use this on each other's full body, especially lymph node areas and you're welcome. 
  
  

✨ WHAT IT DOES

• Regenerates and deeply nourishes intimate tissue
  
  

• Moisturizes dry skin anywhere (lips to hips to tips)
  
  

• Softens beards, making them irresistible to touch (and safe for kissing sensitive skin)
  
  

• Helps heals scars, enhance tattoo ink, and minor irritations faster
  
  

• Repels energetic parasites (and probably the human kind, too)
  
  

• Smells divine — earthy, floral, sensual — with notes of Angela's Holy Hot Mom sacred herbal blend that keeps you coming back for more
  
  

🌸 THE SACRED SECRET SAUCE 

All-Organic Ingredients: Castor Oil and Calendula Oil infused with Comfrey Leaves, roots, and blooms,Elder Flowers, Japanese Knotweed, Calendula, Nettle, Mullein, Yarrow, and Linden Flowers; Vitamin E; Frankincense, Myrrh, Edible Gold (that's not glitter), Ylang Ylang; Blue Tansy; Helichrysum italicum; Dragon’s Blood Resin, a touch of Vanilla

💖 HOW TO USE 

1. Yoni Love — Apply a few drops externally as part of your self-care or intimacy ritual
   
   

2. Beard Tamer — Rub into facial hair daily to soften, shine, and protect skin underneath
   
   

3. Scar + Tattoo Care — Massage into healed tattoos to keep colors vibrant and into scars to soften tissue
   
   

4. Body Oil — Use as an all-over moisturizer, massage oil, or sensual play enhancer
   
   

WHY YOU’LL LOVE THE LOVE YOU GET

This is much more than just an oil — it’s a mood shifter, a sacred healing opening, and a conversation and squeal starter.

Every time you use this oil you’re not only hydrating and loving your body — you’re blessing yourself, laughing, and reclaiming your pleasure and sovereignty.