🌱✨ CELERY QUEEN JEAN WAND

Energy Wand - Meditation Lamp • Frequency Companion

Price: $69

Includes: Membership + Digital Book and updated lives PLUS you are no in the Celery Soldiers, with the target and mission to laugh every time you see celery and elevate your FREQUENCY! 

Physical Wand Delivery: In production (see details below)

What Is the Celery Queen Jean™ Beam?

The Celery Queen Jean Beam is not just a lamp - it's a WAND! It's an energy shifter, mood lifter, dark aura slayer, laughter and joy weapon! 

It’s a ritual object, a meditation anchor, and a frequency companion designed to help you redirect energy, calm your nervous system, and bring your focus back to what actually matters.

Born from laughter, honesty, and a real breakthrough moment inside the Sacred Circus community, this piece exists to help you move from restless habits → grounded presence → creative flow.

And yes… it’s shaped like celery.

Because sometimes the thing that heals you is the thing that makes you laugh.

Why Celery?

Because celery is ancient, medicinal, misunderstood, and wildly underestimated.

Historically, celery was:

• Displayed in ceremonial vases
  
  

• Used as a symbol of vitality and purification
  
  

• Known for its cleansing properties (physical and energetic)
  
  

This piece is symbolic, not edible — but it stands as a reminder that small, simple things can interrupt destructive loops and restore clarity.

What You Get Immediately

When you purchase the Celery Queen Jean™ Beam, you receive immediate access to:

📘 The Celery Queen Jean Digital Book

A funny, honest, sacred story about:

• Breaking shame cycles
  
  

• Redirecting energy into creativity and calm
  
  

• How this product was born
  
  

• Why laughter is one of the fastest healing tools available
  
  

🎪 Sacred Circus Membership Access and the Holy Hot Mom Squad

• Private updates on the Beam’s creation
  
  

• Behind-the-scenes storytelling
  
  

• Access to Sacred Circus teachings, rituals, and creative experiments
  
  

You are not “waiting for something with nothing in hand.”

You are entering the circle now.

About the Physical Celery (Transparency)

The Celery Queen Jean Beam is currently in intentional production.

Your purchase:

• Helps fund the prototype and manufacturing process
  
  

• Reserves your Beam from the first production runs
  
  

• Gives you immediate digital value and membership access
  
  

Estimated delivery:

👉 Likely much sooner, but we conservatively say by Christmas 2026 to keep expectations grounded and honest.

If anything changes, updates are shared directly inside the Sacred Circus community.

No Kickstarter.

No hype games.

No disappearing acts.

Just clear intention, community-backed creation, and integrity.

Why This Exists (The Bigger Picture)

The Celery Queen Jean Beam is part of the Sacred Circus Store — a living marketplace featuring creations from:

• Survivors
  
  

• Reformers
  
  

• Healers
  
  

• Artists
  
  

• Inventors
  
  

• Hot Moms
  
  

• Sacred weirdos with real ideas
  
  

Every product supports:

• The creator
  
  

• The Sacred Circus Church & Joy Mission
  
  

• A new way of funding art, healing, and sovereignty without exploitation
  
  

This is commerce with a soul putting the laughter and joy into your full life, including your finances. 

Who This Is For

This is for you if:

✔ You want a physical object that supports your inner work

✔ You’re tired of scrolling and need something grounding nearby

✔ You appreciate humor + holiness living in the same room

✔ You want to support creators doing things differently

✔ You like being early to something meaningful or you simply cannot stop laughing and MUST OWN THIS!

Price

$69 (of course it is) 

Yes, that number is intentional. Humor is medicine.

One Last Thing

You don’t need to be perfect.

You don’t need to “fix yourself.”

Sometimes you just need a light, a laugh, and listen listen to rest your attention back to your divine purpose and get up and dance. 

That’s what the Celery Queen Jean Beam is for!