Where to Rub Your Hot Mom

The Sacred Lymph Node Map for Pain Relief, Detox, and Parasite Defense

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUR LYMPH NODES?

Let’s make this simple, funny, and life-changing.

Your lymph nodes are basically the God-given trash cans of your body.

They collect waste, toxins, inflammation, dead parasites, old emotional crap, and anything your system needs to get the hell out.

But here’s the catch:

Trash cans don’t take themselves to the curb.

If your lymph nodes get clogged, swollen, stagnant, or overwhelmed, you start experiencing:

  • Chronic pain

  • Puffy face or under-eyes

  • Hormonal chaos

  • Breast tenderness

  • Skin breakouts

  • Groin or armpit tenderness

  • Digestive issues

  • Fatigue

  • Sore throat / sinus pressure

  • Back of neck stiffness

  • Swelling in hands, feet, or legs

  • Random mystery symptoms doctors shrug at

So basically…

Your lymph nodes run your whole detox system without any applause.

And when they’re overwhelmed, YOU feel overwhelmed.

This is why your mom’s first husband having lymph node cancer hits home:

the lymphatic system is both delicate and powerful — and most people don’t even know they have one.

 

WHY THIS MATTERS FOR YOUR HOT MOM OINTMENT

Your ointments and oils are not “cute little amazing smelling cans and bottles" they are SPIRITUAL ANOINTING OIL disguised as a fun gift. 

The concoction is a parasite-killing and blocking, inflammation-calming, drainage-supporting, aura lifting, chronic pain slaying, sacred shield. 

Originally made to put on your butt hole during a parasite cleanse - what you hold in your hands is an ancient grandma magic! 

It’s designed to:

  • Pull toxins to the surface

  • Calm irritation and itches

  • Reduce swelling

  • Assist drainage

  • Support the movement of lymph

  • Kick parasites in the teeth and block their reentrance 

  • Close portals where parasites exit (lol but true)

  • Increase spiritual connection (SMELL it as you say affirmations) 

  • Heighten intimacy - use it as massage and lube and say affirmations and prayers together. You're welcome! 

But…

It works 10x better when you know WHERE to apply it.

Enter: the Sacred Lymph Node Map.

THE SACRED LYMPH NODE MAP

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Your main drainage hubs are:

1. Behind the ears

Neck pain, jaw tension, headaches, brain fog.

2. Under the jawline

Sore throat, sinus issues, stuck emotions, swollen glands.

3. Sides of the neck

Shoulder tension, immune overwhelm.

4. Collarbone area

Where everything drains out — this one is KEY.

5. Armpits

Breast tenderness, immune function, deodorant detox, parasite die-off.

6. Groin

Leg swelling, pelvic pain, lower back tension, reproductive health.

7. Back of knees

Surprise lymph zone no one talks about — helps with leg heaviness.

8. Under the breasts

Hormones, lymph congestion, emotional processing.

9. Belly & navel area

Parasite central.

Major spot for drainage and detox.

WHERE TO RUB YOUR HOT MOM™ (AND WHY)

Neck & Jaw (daily)

Helps drain brain fog, sinus pressure, headaches, emotional tension.

Armpits (2–3x weekly)

Your body stores YEARS of toxin build-up from deodorants, stress, and pain.

This area LOVES the ointment.

Lower Belly (nightly)

Targets parasites, gut inflammation, drainage, bloating.

Groin (gently, 3x weekly)

Massively supportive for pelvic pain, leg swelling, and overall drainage.

Collarbone Clavicle Area (always)

Think of this as opening the faucet.

If this area is clogged, nothing drains.

Back of Neck

Great for migraines and “I’m carrying the world on my shoulders” stress.

HOW TO APPLY (THE EASY WAY)

Using your ROLLER or Mini Roller and press hard - feels great - or your fingers with the oil or use any part of your body on your partner’s lymph nodes… and take turns and you’re welcome. 

1. Open the “drain” first

Rub a little ointment over your collarbone area.

2. Apply to your main symptom points

Jaw, armpits, belly, groin, back of neck, etc.

3. Breathe for 3 deep breaths

This literally activates lymph flow.

4. Done.

You don’t have to massage forever.

The ointment does the work while you live your life.


WHAT TO EXPECT

  • Ease

  • Warmth

  • Tingling

  • Softening

  • Relief

  • Drainage

  • Peeing more

  • Lymph movement

  • Emotional release (totally normal)

  • Better sleep

  • Reduced swelling

  • Parasite die-off

  • Feeling… lighter

And with consistent use:

Less pain. More play. More energy. More YOU.


➡️ Grab your Hot Mom HERE:

https://www.angelashelton.com/collections/wholy-shift-products

➡️ Join our Hot Mom Membership with Cleanup & Celery Club for weekly parasite-killing, detox, and tech-trauma support

https://www.angelashelton.com/products/membership

➡️ Book a Hot Mom Parasite Slaying Pie Party 

https://www.angelashelton.com/products/sacred-circus-call

 

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