WV40+™ — Lube It All, Love It All

Lips, Holes & Souls SOLO or BUNDLED! 

Love your body top to V with WV40+ — the silky, sacred serum that loves every part of you. From vulvas to beards, tattoos to scars, this all-organic blend heals, hydrates, and makes you smile while it works. One bottle. Endless uses. Lube it all, love it all.

By Holy Hot Mom™ — Angela Shelton

💋 WHAT IS WV40+?

Think of WV40+ as a cheeky sacred body oil anointing potion cleverly named by Healing Hunk because this sacred serum works ANYWHERE you need glide, moisture, love, laughter, and luxurious scent.

From your face to your booty. Some say it's a better facial moisturizer than our Luscious Love! 

Made with all-organic, parasite-conscious ingredients, it’s safe enough for your most sacred places (hey hey, yoni!) and tough enough for your man’s beard, tattoos, and battle scars.

It’s like Angela Shelton — heals you, smells amazing, and makes you laugh while it works.

🌿 WHO IT’S FOR

• It was made for women over 40 who want their vulva to feel vibrant, loved, and alive again, or if any of the lips have had a workout - WV-40+ can calm and revive the playful feeling.
  
  

• Men use it full body, even as deodorant, and definitely to rub on lymph nodes during a massage.  Men can use it balls to beard for comfort.
  
  

• Anyone with scars, tattoos, or skin that needs a holy healing touch, rub it on.
  
  

• Couples who want to turn “just a massage” into “OMGG, that was sacred” use this on each other's full body, especially lymph node areas and you're welcome. 
  
  

✨ WHAT IT DOES

• Regenerates and deeply nourishes intimate tissue
  
  

• Moisturizes dry skin anywhere (lips to hips to tips)
  
  

• Softens beards, making them irresistible to touch (and safe for kissing sensitive skin)
  
  

• Helps heals scars, enhance tattoo ink, and minor irritations faster
  
  

• Repels energetic parasites (and probably the human kind, too)
  
  

• Smells divine — earthy, floral, sensual — with notes of Angela's Holy Hot Mom sacred herbal blend that keeps you coming back for more
  
  

🌸 THE SACRED SECRET SAUCE 

All-Organic Ingredients: Apricot Kernel Oil and Olive Oil infused with Comfrey Leaves, Japanese Knotweed, Calendula, Nettle, Mullein, and Linden; Castor Oil; MCT Coconut Oil; Vitamin E; Frankincense, Myrrh, Liquid Gold, Wormwood & Black Walnut, Ylang Ylang; Blue Tansy; Helichrysum italicum; Dragon’s Blood Resin.

😂 WHY THE NAME?

Thank you, Healing Hunk! Like the famous WD-40 that fixes squeaky hinges, WV40+ adds to the squeak and squeals of women — while also working on men, beards, and anything else that needs lubrication and love.

💖 HOW TO USE WV40+

1. Yoni Love — Apply a few drops externally as part of your self-care or intimacy ritual
   
   

2. Beard Tamer — Rub into facial hair daily to soften, shine, and protect skin underneath
   
   

3. Scar + Tattoo Care — Massage into healed tattoos to keep colors vibrant and into scars to soften tissue
   
   

4. Body Oil — Use as an all-over moisturizer, massage oil, or sensual play enhancer
   
   

YOUR OPTIONS

• Single Bottle (2 oz) — $55 — For first-timers, repeat buyers, and gift-givers
  
  

• Double Trouble (4 oz) — $97 — One for the bedroom, one for the bathroom 
  
  

• Holy Hot Mom BUNDLE  — $333 — a sacred delivery of a WHoly Shift outfit with the WV-40+ and instructions PLUS 3 CALLS on how to have fun full transformation 
  

WHY YOU’LL LOVE THE LOVE YOU GET

WV40+ is much more than just an oil — it’s a mood shifter, a sacred healing opening, and a conversation and squeal starter.

Every time you use WV40+, you’re not only hydrating and loving your body — you’re blessing yourself, laughing, and reclaiming your pleasure.

WV40+  — Lube It All, Love It All