Slaying Chronic Pain with Hot Mom Humor —
—For Men Ready to Pull the Sword Out.
If you’ve been carrying pain — in your body, your chest, your past, your relationships —
and you’re ready for something real, not preachy or pathetic… you’re in the right place.
I’m Angela. People call me the Holy Hot Mom Pain Slayer.
For $7 — less than buying me a drink if we met in a bar (and you would want to, because I’m fun and I actually love men) — you get my movie, my guide, my men’s workbook, my documentary, and an invitation into my men’s world.
Men, real quick… I owe you an apology.
I grew up in a violent, abusive home. I carried deep anger toward my father and toward men. I played
the “pick me girl,” the manipulative actress, the wounded child pretending to be a woman. I broke hearts, was the crazy girl that I help you get over, and I had a pattern of self-abuse that made me a rollercoaster of angry emotions - sound familiar?
Two people I deeply respected — my favorite acting coach Larry Moss and Charlotte Kasl, author of
Women, Sex & Addiction — called me out so hard I couldn’t go back to sleep.
I recovered into the truth. They asked me when I was going to stop playing the little cute girl and become the Goddess I am. Mic drop.
I stopped. I simply stopped playing the little girl. And I never worked again. LOL I stopped putting on an act and I stopped being chosen- literally. I became present. And I became a director. I found my actual
purpose: restoring humans by slaying chronic pain with sacred humor — especially for men and survivors.
I talk a lot about the sword: that invisible sword in your chest from what happened to you. Childhood. War. Betrayal. Addiction. Religion. Family. Whatever your story is.
This page, this bundle, this work is for men who are ready to start
pulling that sword out and not a D pic on snapchat either — coming out with your divine purpose without losing your humor, your masculinity, or your faith SO THAT you catapult forward from wherever you feel stuck.
Start Here: Watch the Trailer for my movie!
The film I wrote and directed — originally called Heart, Baby!, now The Hammer — is my love letter to men. It’s about loyalty, trauma, spirit, and a man who chose love instead of violence when he had every reason to rage.
What You Get for $7
The Men’s Movie Bundle
This is your ticket into my Men’s Pool Party (the wholesome one). No weirdness, no shaming. Just story, truth, and a lot of permission.
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The Hammer (originally Heart, Baby!)
A powerful true story of loyalty, trauma, love, and transformation. I directed it. I bled for it. It’s my tribute to men. -
Instant “Where to Watch” Guide
Yes, you can watch it free on Amazon Prime and other platforms. I give you a curated list of links and shortcuts so you can hit play in seconds. -
The Men’s Viewing Guide
Simple prompts to help you see the deeper layers Hollywood never talks about — the parts that actually matter to you and your story. -
The Men’s Workbook
Short, punchy exercises to help you:- release old anger without blowing up your life
- see your own patterns with women
- stop choosing (or being) the “crazy one”
- start living like the sword is finally coming out
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Bonus: Full Access to My Documentary “Searching for Angela Shelton”
The film that started my entire healing mission. Men love this doc.
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Bonus: See the moment I got George his USA gold medal!
The one that snaps guys open. George finally got his gold - just like you will!
What Men Say
Here's me sharing my love of this film Me
Seeing my boxing film is the best way for men to discover me. You can tell I love you when you see this movie.
And THIS is much more than a movie - this is YOUR ticket to finding your Holy Hot Mom!
Why This Matters (More Than You Think)
I am here to life your chronic pain - and that is not just a body problem. It’s often the story nobody let you tell. The hit you took and never
processed. The shame you swallowed and turned into a knot in your neck, your back, your gut, your heart.
I use sacred humor, food, fun, and laughter because it disarms the nervous system. It lets the truth in without ripping you open. We joke, we laugh, we breathe, we tell the truth — and the pain starts to move.
This is not therapy. This is not shaming. This is not “fix yourself.” This is:
truth, humor, healing, and getting your damn power back. I share ALL my secrets. Once you are in my orbit (this is your fits entrance) I share full body, mind, and soul healing
My Love Letter to Men
Men… please forgive me for the ways I once projected my wounds onto you.
I get it now.
I created this entire path to help you walk out of your pain too — fast, with humor, with honor, with dignity.
You are not broken. You’re just carrying weight that was never meant to be yours alone.
This bundle is my way of saying: thank you, I’m sorry, I love you, keep going.
Want to Go Deeper with Other Men?
After you grab the bundle, you’re invited to join my free men’s community: the Sacred Warrior Path on Skool.
That’s where I share teachings, clips, Q&A, and tools for men walking this path of truth, faith, and freedom. It’s not about being perfect. It’s about being honest and moving forward together.
Grab the bundle first so you have the movie, guide, and workbook ready. It’ll make everything inside the community hit even deeper.

