🔥 Escape the Perp Run Matrix Cleanse

Welcome to the rebellion. You are no longer a passive host. You are now the Queen Slayer. And here’s your royal kit and decree…

Get the LOVE you need to feel the WHoly Shift in your body to level up your mind and spirit! Bonus: it smells phenomenal!

WHoly Kiss, Betty Beet! And FUN STICK DEAL!

Sooo after many requests, we took the miraculous concoctions from the Love Balm and put it into a stick with even more goodness! 

This isn't just a lip balm, it's a Wholy Kiss! 

"I was breaking out in a cold sore, which usually lasts 7-10 days and I put the Love Balm on throughout the day and the sore that was starting went the other direction in one day! No breakout, no scar, no wearing a mask." Angela 

Healing Hunk Beater Butter! (the Man Whip) to use on all your holes... for your souls.

Love your body top to V with WV40+ — the silky, sacred serum that loves every part of you. From vulvas to beards, tattoos to scars, this all-organic blend heals, hydrates, and makes you smile while it works. One bottle. Endless uses. Lube it all, love it all.

The Wholy Rollie to Roll on Relief!

*not guaranteed to change your life, guaranteed to get you changing it for yourself!

Pain Relief · Ache Attacker · Sacred Anointing Oil

LOVE and Beater Balms & Butters

Rich, creamy, comfrey-powered balms and butters for lips, holes, soles, and souls.