BA MAN OIL™ — Lube It All, Love It All

Comfort for Lips, Holes & Souls SOLO or BUNDLED! 

From beard to booty hole, tattoos to scars, this all-organic blend heals, hydrates, and makes you smile while it works. One bottle. Endless uses. Lube it all, love it all.

By Holy Hot Mom™ — Angela Shelton - here is a video about the female inspired version. The BA MAN OIL has the rich, earthy scents. 

💋 WHAT IS BA MAN OIL? 

Think a cheeky sacred body oil anointing potion and healing serum that works ANYWHERE you need glide, moisture, love, and laughter. From your face to your booty. Some say it's a better facial moisturizer than our Luscious Love! 

Made with all-organic, parasite-conscious ingredients, it’s safe enough for your most sacred places (hey hey, yoni!) and tough enough for your man’s beard, tattoos, and battle scars.

It’s like Angela Shelton — heals you, smells amazing, and makes you laugh while it works.

🌿 WHO IT’S FOR

• Those who want to work with their A-holes more...
  

• Those humans who want their beards soft enough to be kissed without exfoliating someone’s face
  
  

• Anyone with scars, tattoos, or skin that needs a holy healing touch
  
  

• Couples who want to turn “just a massage” into “damnnn, that was sacred”
  
  

✨ WHAT IT DOES

• Regenerates and deeply nourishes intimate tissue
  
  

• Moisturizes dry skin anywhere (lips to hips to tips)
  
  

• Softens beards, making them irresistible to touch (and safe for kissing sensitive skin)
  
  

• Helps heals scars, enhance tattoo ink, and minor irritations faster
  
  

• Repels energetic parasites (and probably the human kind, too)
  
  

• Smells divine — earthy, floral, sensual — with notes of Angela's Holy Hot Mom sacred herbal blend that keeps you coming back for more
  
  

🌸 THE SACRED SECRET SAUCE 

All-Organic Ingredients: Apricot Kernel Oil and Olive Oil infused with Comfrey Leaves, Japanese Knotweed, Calendula, Nettle, Mullein, and Linden; Castor Oil; MCT Coconut Oil; Vitamin E; Frankincense, Myrrh, Liquid Gold, Wormwood & Black Walnut, Ylang Ylang; Dragon’s Blood Resin, + Cypress, Cedarwood, Sandelwood, Black Pepper 

💖 HOW TO USE BA MAN OIL

1. Your manly parts — Apply a few drops externally as part of your self-care or intimacy ritual solo or with a partner. Psst: safe for your tongue too... we wouldn't drink it, but if you had to lick it, you're safe... just saying. 
   
   

2. Lube it all - use both Beater Butter and BA Man Oil for those all around the A times if you know what we mean... Don't be an a-hole, use your BA! 

3. Beard Lover — Rub into facial hair daily to soften, shine, and protect skin underneath
   

4. Scar + Tattoo Care — Massage into healed tattoos to keep colors vibrant and into scars to soften tissue
   

5. Body and Face Oil — Use as an all-over moisturizer, massage oil, or sensual play enhancer
   
   

📦 YOUR OPTIONS

• Single Bottle (2 oz) — $44 — For first-timers, repeat buyers, and gift-givers
  
  

• Beat Both — $72 — BA MAN OIL and BEATER BUTTER 
  
  

• Holy Healing Hunk Kit  — a sacred delivery with prayers and affirmations, old wound healers, new love makers.

  • BA MAN OIL ($44)

  • Comes with WV40+ ($55)
    
    

  • a Lucious Love ($39)

  • a BEATER BUTTER ($35) 

  • a Wholy Rollie ($22)
    

  • Wholy Kiss and Betty Beet Sticks ($12) 
    
    VALUE: $212  PRICE HERE: $127 (say OOOHHH MY GODDD!) 

💌 WHY YOU’LL LOVE THE LOVE YOU GET

Because BA MAN OIL is much more than just an oil — it’s a mood shifter, a sacred healing opening, and a conversation and squeal starter.

Every time you use BA MAN OIL you’re not only hydrating and loving your body — you’re blessing yourself, laughing, and reclaiming your pleasure.

BA MAN OIL - not just for men...