WHoly Shift Luscious Love

You found the holy grail of miracle whips (but we can't say that, only our testimonials can)

Rich, creamy, comfrey-powered whips for lips, holes, soles, and souls.

Use for:

• Dry skin, lips, cuticles, heels
  
  

• Muscle aches, soreness, joint pain
  
  

• Wound healing, scars, bruises
  
  

• Postpartum care, personal areas
  

Rituals to Replace: Arnica cream, Tiger Balm, Icy Hot, Neosporin, Eczema creams, basic lip ointments.

Available in 4 sizes $9.97-$97 - Get One or Get the Motherload

Luscious Love and Beater Butter are the same contents with options 

These are the whipped creams for the ritual of melting your pain, soothing your soul, and giving your nervous system a spa day from God with the amazing smell.

Cream up your lymph nodes, face, body, head, booty! 

Originally made to put on your booty hole during a parasite cleanse, it's safe for ALL holes. No guarantees, just a hazard warning to parasites and flakes. 

Handmade with ancient botanicals and pure intentions, this balm is more than skincare—it’s spiritual anointing in a jar.

All Angela Shelton body and balm products have:
BBB: Beautiful Biblical Blend of Frankincense, Myrrh, and Gold (edible)

PDC: Parasite Death Crew: Woodworm, Black Walnut and Cloves - The Love Balms are the one ones that DO NOT have cloves since it can sting the booty and it's safe for all holes. 

Choose your size:

• Luscious Love – $39 (glass bottle of whipped gold)
  

• 👑 The Motherload – $207 (Mega glass jar for those who know what’s up and don’t mess around, keep it by your bed and put it everywhere)
  

What’s Inside (And Why It’s Legendary) ALL ORGANIC

• THE BASE LOVE - African Shea Butter, castor oil, olive oil, and apricot oil with Comfrey flowers, leaves, and buds: Known as “bone knit” – cellular regeneration, wound healing, joint and tissue love, along with Angela's alchemist herbal blend to slay demons and anoint your soul and soles.