Sacred Queen Retreat!

Parasite-Killing Retreat + Sacred Circus Secret Circle

25th Anniversary of Searching for Angela Shelton!

This is not a retreat.

This is a queen party.

We’re celebrating 25 years since Searching for Angela Shelton with a small, intimate, ridiculous, powerful gathering that leads straight into the Sacred Circus — and then gives you time to actually recover from it.

This is for people who already know me.

People from years ago.

Old Faithfuls.

Friends of the madness.

No trauma mining.

No fixing.

No saving.

This is next-level queen energy.

What This Is

A parasite-slaying, nervous-system-resetting, laughter-heavy experience that unfolds over several days:

• Prep your body
  
  

• Prep your mind
  
  

• Prep your nervous system
  
  

• Go to an actual freaking circus
  
  

• Then rest like a civilized human afterward
  
  

You might shit yourself.

You might laugh so hard you cry.

You might see things.

You might feel lighter than you have in years.

All normal. All optional. All supported.

The Flow (Read This – It’s Chill)

Wednesday – Angela Shelton Day (Optional Early Arrival)

Come early if you want.

Pie parties.

Walks.

Art.

Bodywork.

Talking.

Laughing.

Getting oriented.

Low pressure. No agenda.

Thursday & Friday – The Prep

We gently prepare the body and mind for what’s coming:

• Parasite-killing education (plant-friendly, real, funny)
  
  

• Nervous system support
  
  

• Behind-the-scenes access to how the Circus is built
  
  

• You get to see the pre-program of the shows
  
  

You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.

There are easy paths, adventurous paths, and Lone Wolf paths every day.

Saturday – THE SACRED CIRCUS

You attend the Circus with a Fancy / WHoly Shift ticket (included).

You’re not just watching — you’re inside the container.

It’s a circus.

It’s a ritual.

It’s play.

It’s release.

Yes, it’s an actual circus.

Sunday – Aftercare + Integration

This part matters.

• Magical hike
  
  

• Food
  
  

• Nervous system decompression
  
  

• Processing what just happened
  
  

• Rest
  
  

You do not have to rush out.

Monday – Slow Exit – May the 4th be with you!

Sleep in.

Eat.

Pack slowly.

Leave grounded instead of cracked open.

What’s Included

✔ Lodging (shared luxury - private rooms an option)

✔ Food (lovingly made, not fancy restaurant nonsense)

✔ Holy Shift outfit (you walk away wearing the queen you are)

✔ Fancy / WHoly Shift Circus ticket (if you already bought one, hit me up for your discount)

✔ Behind-the-scenes access

✔ Private time + proximity with the ringleader and team

✔ A container where you don’t have to explain yourself

You may also:

• Adopt a dinosaur
  
  

• Laugh until your abs hurt
  
  

• Leave as a completely different person

• Have totally Holy Sh*t moments!

What This Is NOT

• This is not trauma therapy
  
  

• This is not a luxury spa retreat
  
  

• This is not a healing performance for others
  
  

• This is not for people who want to be rescued
  
  

This is for queens who are done dragging the past behind them.

Who This Is For

• Women who’ve known me for years.
  
  

• You’re not afraid of getting dirty and being real
  
  

• Women who’ve done the work already
  
  

• Women who want joy, power, play, and truth
  
  

• Women who are ready to slay the bad queen and take the throne
  
  

If you’re ready to laugh, reset, and level up, welcome! 

Investment

$1,800 per person - for sure a private room 

$1200 if you’re okay to share or pile in! 

This includes lodging, food, your WHoly Shift outfit, and your Fancy Circus ticket.

(Yes, this would normally be $5,000+.

This is priced for the Old Faithfuls.)

Limited spots. Very small group.

Final Note

This is a celebration.

This is a threshold.

This is a party with teeth.

You will arrive as yourself.

You will leave as a queen.

Possibly with better digestion.