HEALING HUNK and HOLY HOT MOM BOXES 🔥

Break Old Loops. Reclaim Your Freedom. Reignite Your Joy! 

- Imagine A LOVE BOMB as a Sacred Gift instead of a repeated trauma loop!

Our boxes lift the mystery out of healing and living joyfully and gift you with tangible products that are fun, sensual, profound, with parasite-and-trauma-loop-slaying goodness! 

Your boxes come with healing goods, reminders, uplifters, and nurturing love-filled goodies just like a box you receive from your divine mom and dad as if you were a soldier away at war - because you are. 

The war is in the mind, body, and spirit, repeating old traumas - and we are here to elevate the Sacred Warrior in yoy so that you win all of your battles! 

What aches, pains, and issues are you ready to move past? 

Too much scrolling the corn? Broken-hearted from betrayal and don't trust anyone? 

Solo guitar playing all night and running batteries out? Living in fantasy and fiction? 

Stuck in old traumas? Ready to elevate your LOVE life? Want to smell new level delcious?

All while slaying demons and calling in the divine? 

Every product is handmade by Angela Shelton (trauma-with nutritional factors and organic ingredients researched and packaged and researched with Nick Luna (certified Reiki Master, an intuitive personal trainer, nutrition coach, and grocery store expert) so that the ancient and Biblical remedies share the fastest healing along with the profound Love of Yeshua — because life’s too short to feel anything less than divine.

💌 Who Is Hot Mom Angela Shelton?

Angela Shelton is not just the “Hot Mom” behind the box—She’s a HOLY Hot Mom here to level up your body, mind, and spirit so that you are truly living joyfully no matter what. 

She’s a trained trauma healing coach, a spiritual alchemist, and an unapologetic truth-teller who has spent over 20 years helping people break free from the pain of sexual betrayal, childhood abuse, and the soul-deep trauma loops that can silently run our lives.

You might know her from her work as a Safe Side Super Chick, helping protect children from predators. What most people don’t know? She also helps adults heal the inner child—the one who was abandoned, betrayed, or abused… and who may still be trapped in survival mode, fear, fantasy, or addiction.

Angela specializes in working with men and couples, especially those navigating sexual trauma, intimacy blocks, porn recovery, and betrayal repair. She shows up with truth, humor, sacred sass, and the kind of fierce love that changes lives.

Who is Healing Hunk Nick Luna? 

Nick is a certified Reiki Master, a trained physical therapist, a grocery store expert, and highly intuitive health and wellness coach.

Helps women and men heal through trauma, groceries, cooking, and divine masculine presence. Nick's expertise and voice is like liquid gold for your nervous system.

You’re not broken. You’ve been programmed to numb out.

Now let’s flip the switch.

 

💋 It’s not just a box… it’s a sacred dropkick to your inner and outer demons. 

Delivered monthly or weekly. Lovingly curated. Spiritually potent. Hilariously real.

This is your gift box from your loving hot mom while you're away at war - because you are!

This is your subscription to healing with style, where every box is filled with handcrafted tools to detox your body, soothe your soul, and remind you who the hell you really are.

 

📦 What’s Inside?

Each Healing Hunk and Hot Mom Box is unique and includes a fresh, surprise combo of:

✅ Handmade Parasite-Killing Potions

Tinctures, rollers, and ointments made with biblical herbs, rare flowers, and Angela’s alchemical know-how.

✅ Sacred Ritual Tools

Prayer cards, body maps, and step-by-step anointing affirmations and instructions.

✅ QR Code to a Private Video Message from Angela

Sometimes silly, sometimes serious—always from the heart. Angela shows up like the weird, wise, hilarious big sister you always wanted.

✅ Hot Mom Surprises

Think homemade jerky, herbal honey, magnesium bites, salt blends, and sacred toys and snacks—whatever mom’s been cookin’ and curating that month or week. 

✅ Healing Tools for Your Life Toolbox

We include things like Regenerate - the quick fix for clarity and maybe a kazoo.

✅ A note and a photo from a Loving Mom 

This is the box that the other soldiers in the squadron are super jealous of! 

 

🧬 Why We Created This

Because living joyfully no matter what isn’t just supplements and shadow work or some online course you binge by yourself—it’s FUN, it’s embodied, and it’s gotta come with play, love, and real-talk.

We created this for the sacred feminie and the sacred masculine who:

• Are tired of being tired!
  

• Want out of the loop of trauma, toxins, and to-do lists and same day, same issues, on repeat. 
  

• Love healing but hate hustle and have a feeling/knowing that the world is full of lies. 
  

• Crave sacred connection, not clinical overwhelm and are aware that we are being lied to by organized predators. 
  
  

💌 Who is HOT MOM BOX intended for?

• MEN who need real love and nurturing. 
  
  
• WORKING MEN who work, sleep, repeat, and need a great woman in their lives. 
  
  
• MEN who have never felt loved, appreciated, or respected. 
  
  

• Hot Moms (literal or spiritual)
  

• Parasite slaying warriors on the front lines.
  

• Warriors who say “yes” to true freedom and are ready to escape the matrix and help others do so as well. 
  

• Anyone who wants a beautiful, spiritual surprise in the mail from a Holy Hot Mom 
  

• Men recovering from porn addiction or compulsive solo sex
  

• Women trapped in emotional loops or compulsive fantasy and things with batteries
  

• Survivors of sexual trauma ready to take their body back
  

• Anyone who knows it’s time to stop leaking their life force into screens
  
  

You can cancel anytime. But we doubt you’ll want to!