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Work one-on-one with Angela Shelton for personalized guidance, whether you’re breaking generational cycles, developing your creative projects, or growing your career as a trauma-informed professional. Angela brings her diverse expertise as a filmmaker, author, performer, and trained holistic sexual healing coach and advocate to help you achieve your personal and professional goals from the mundane to the most intimate. 

What You’ll Get

Customized Consistent Contact:

• Tailored coaching sessions focused on your specific needs, from healing and recovery to creative development.
• Guidance on personal transformation and overcoming life’s biggest challenges.
  
  

Creative & Professional Mentorship:

• Hands-on advice for filmmakers, writers, or professionals looking to bring projects like books, movies, or programs to life.
• Insider strategies for grassroots marketing, fundraising, and independent business success.
• Access to Angela’s personal team for your own work. Get exclusive hands on help on elevating your own product, brand, or outreach.
  
  

Deep-Dive Healing Work:

Focused sessions on breaking the cycle of generational trauma using Angela’s proven methods.

Tools and techniques to unlock creative potential and heal old wounds.

• Trained Holistic Coaching for Bedroom and Body Healing

Angela is a trained sexual healing coach and is getting certified with the ICF (international coaching federation). She specializes in working with survivors of child sexual abuse and their partners. Special focus with men on removing porn addiction and compulsion as well. Angela has worked with women, men, and couples on these issues and tackles sensitive topics with honesty, authenticity, depth, and care with a heavy does of fun. 

• Rebuilding Relationships Post-Trauma: Her work acknowledges how trauma impacts relationships and guides clients toward healthier holier sexier connections. She offers tools and techniques for rebuilding trust, intimacy, communication, fun, and freedom.

🦌 HOLY HOT MOM CANNING SERVICE LOCAL • SAFE • COUNTRY-STRONG TURN YOUR DEER INTO SHELF-STABLE GOLD Venison • Elk • Bear 2–3+ YEARS OF STORAGE You bring the harvest — I handle the prep, seasoning, pressure canning & sealing. It's like you have your very own Hot Mom and you can just go hunt and then have your meals made

ENTERTAINMENT - Book Angela Events 

Sacred Circus Community Events

• Comedy Cooking Show
• Workshop Hosting Opportunities
• Monthly Special Events

- Stirring Up Trouble (Comedy Cooking Show)

- Sacred Circus Live Events

- Behind-the-Scenes Content

- TikTok/Social Media "Funnies"

Angela Shelton can’t keep her love—or her mouth—contained! Get her entertainment and storytelling at your fingertips from her Sacred Circus to Life with All the F words and her Comedy that’s not funny. If you’re ready for uncensored laughs, heartfelt moments, and behind-the-scenes access, this is where you’ll find the real life with Angela.

What You Get - laughter, entertainment, storytelling, community connection 

• Sacred Circus
  Access to the Sacred Circus shows and invites and the ability to bring the circus to your town.
  
  

Sacred Circuses share one mission to bond communities and elevate bodies, minds, and spirits of all who join us. Rooted in a dedication to God, Jesus Consciousness, and mindfulness, our vibrant, joyful events combine the best elements of farmers markets, carnivals, and tent revivals. Joy and violence cannot coexist so our profound play and healthy outlets for children of all ages, including our inner ones, foster safe and sacred spaces for personal and collective renewal, embodying fun, freedom and unity for all. Amen.

CIRCUS Events and INVITES - have Angela speak in your community and put on a sacred Circus with profound play in person. 

Profound Play! Inner Child Work with a Twist: Angela’s focus on healing the inner child is about bringing joy back to life, celebrating innocence, and restoring trust. She emphasizes protecting that inner child as part of a life-long journey of self-respect and empowerment and allowing your child to PLAY! You even get to slay a dragon! 

Breaking Generational Cycles: Angela’s mission includes not only healing the individual but also breaking cycles of trauma to protect future generations, ultimately shifting family and community dynamics for the better. 

Balancing the Practical and the Profound: Angela mixes practical advice—like setting boundaries, reclaiming personal power, and daily mindfulness techniques—with deeper, spiritually-focused insights.

• Comedy Cooking Show Episodes and LIVE Shows on Thursdays!

Watch All episodes of Stirring Up Trouble

Season 1 - How to Online Date for Food
13 episodes, including the one that got Angela fired from Notre Dame!
Angela’s Book Will Date 4 Food included as a download.

Season 2 - Feminism F-ed Up Because the Men Didn’t Come
So Angela has men for dinner and discusses how men and women can come together.
12 episodes with fantastic photos and stories. Funny and heartfelt and fulfilling. 

Season 3 - Meat Milk and Men
What Angela has learned from studying hot healthy men for 4 years. 

Interactive season with live shows on Thursdays.
Angela’s book Meat, Milk, and Men also included (coming soon)
Be a part of the show live on Thursdays. Cook, laugh, learn fun and delicious ways to utilize meat, milk, and men.

• Daily - Weekly - Monthly Connection:
• Access to Angela’s daily “funnies,” including TikTok subscriptions and short videos guaranteed to make you laugh (or cringe).
• Live streams that go beyond the “G-rated public version.”
  
  
• Comedy That’s Not Funny:
• Deep dives into jaw dropping true stories, inappropriate jokes and unfiltered comedy that tackles trauma with humor and healing.

Why Watch?

This isn’t just a circus—it’s a lifestyle. You’ll get a front-row seat to Angela’s world, filled with family antics, raw truths, and all the F words: Faithful, Family, Funny, and maybe a little F-ed up.