HOLY HOT MOM COME-FREE CREAMS

You found the holy grail of miracle whips (but we can't say that, only our testimonials can) 

Rich, creamy, comfrey-powered whips for lips, holes, soles, and souls.

Use for: Dry skin, lips, cuticles, heels Muscle aches, soreness, joint pain Wound healing, scars, bruises Postpartum care, personal areas 

Rituals to Replace: Arnica cream, Tiger Balm, Icy Hot, Neosporin, Eczema creams, basic lip ointments.

These are the whipped creams for the ritual of melting your pain, soothing your soul, and giving your nervous system a spa day from God with the amazing smell.

Cream up your lymph nodes, face, body, head, booty! 

Originally made to put on your booty hole during a parasite cleanse, the COME-FREE CREAM it's safe for ALL holes. 

No guarantees, just a hazard warning to parasites and flakes. 

Handmade with ancient botanicals and pure intentions, this balm is more than skincare—it’s spiritual anointing in a jar.

All Angela Shelton body and balm Holy Hot Mom products have:

BBB: Beautiful Biblical Blend of Frankincense, Myrrh, and Gold (edible)

PDC: Parasite Death Crew: Wormwood, Black Walnut and Cloves

What’s Inside (And Why It’s Legendary)

ALL ORGANIC THE BASE LOVE - African Shea Butter, castor oil, calendula oil, and apricot oil infused with Comfrey flowers, leaves, and buds, Japanese Knotweed, Calendula, Red Clover, Nettle, Yarrow, Linden Flower, Mullein, Vervain, Frankincense, Myrrh, Wormwood, Black Walnut, Edible Gold Flakes, Blue Tansy, Vanilla Planifolia Extract, Helichrysum Italicum

Africa Shea butter is the base and is wonderful on its own, Holy Hot Mom just makes it even more sacred.

Comfrey is known as “bone knit” – cellular regeneration, wound healing, joint and tissue love. Comfrey is a power plant. Grow it and call me. I'll come harvest and trade you creams.

My alchemist herbal blend makes it slay demons and anoint your soul and soles.