HOLY TECH TRAUMA - From Panic to Published Jan 5-9

A monthly weeklong reset + 90-day Wednesday co-working & cleanup focus

This is your “OH thank God” moment!

Tech shouldn’t feel like a hostage situation. This is not one either - it's $18 one time and you get the goods, the skool, and the help and can run off with them! You can also stay and keep going for another $18 so relax... you can go either way. I like it long and easy myself! 

But for trauma brains, creatives, healers, stay-at-home-moms with etsy stores, and people who were never properly taught or loved… all of this tech stuff feels crazy making, am I right? 

I got you! This is FUN and it runs DEEP - I'm callig the demons out of your tech while you maybe cry and laugh and then say oh wow, it works! 

Tech Trauma is a guided, funny, nervous-system-safe way to finally finish the tech things you’ve been avoiding — with real accountability, live support, movement breaks, laughter, and zero shame.

You don’t just “learn” tech.

You heal your relationship with it and walk away with something finished and live.

WHAT THIS ACTUALLY IS (plain language)

This is not a course you disappear into and don’t do your homework.

It’s a done-with-you experience that includes:

Who is your host Angela Shelton?

I’m a multi-award winning filmmaker and nerd who also got married for tech help - more than once! I’ve learned all the platforms while crying and stabbing how-too books with scissors. 

I know the Avid and Infusionsoft (now Keap) - I know your pain! 

I’ve worked with them all from MailChimp (sucks) to Go High Level (also sucks) to the big boys like Shopfiy and the low hanging fruit like Facebook Marketplace. 

Listen listen… I KNOW your pain. I’ve also walked through the fire many times and been married to not one but two techies. 

I am NOT going to do this for you. I will guide you and be there with you being uplifting, joyful, and FUN while you learn to do it yourself. 

When you hire the teen cousin or that person from Upwork or Craigslist they still have the keys. You need to know it, go through the fire, build your first funnel yourself and then you can hire people out. 

On the movie sets I’ve been on, I’ve also worked almost every job that I hire so you have mad respect for it and you know who and when to fire and hire.

🔥 PART 1: TECH TRAUMA WEEK 

FIRST ONE - JAN 5-9 

9-10:30 EST 

A live, weeklong immersion where we:

• Assess where everyone is actually stuck - no shame
  
  

• Break tech into humane, bite-size steps
  
  

• Work together in real time
  
  

• Do homework together (not alone at midnight crying with a phone you broke out of tech rage)
  
  

• Take movement + nervous-system breaks (yes, dancing is required)
  
  

• Use humor to defuse overwhelm
  
  

By the end of the week, you will have:

• A live page, shop, or offer (Etsy, Shopify, website, booking page — wherever you are)
  
  

• Your URL set up
  
  

• Finally, Your Funnel (while you say all the F words) WTH is a funnel? Shhh… it’s a beautiful thing to be explained.
  
  

• Your tech is organized in one simple system that you can then REPEAT!
  
  

• The confidence to keep going without freezing or yelling F words all day
  
  

🔁 PART 2: WEDNESDAY CLEAN-UP CREW 

Every Wednesday, 9:00–10:30pm (starting January)

This is where the magic sticks.

Each week includes:

• Live co-working (camera on or off — no pressure)
  
  

• Clear weekly tech and cleaning tasks (it’s ALL related)
  
  

• Accountability without shame
  
  

• Dedicated “homework and cleanup time” during the call
  
  

• Quick resets when your brain locks up
  
  

• Ridiculous fun interruptions (movement, drums, silliness)
  
  

You don’t just learn tech —

you retrain your nervous system to stay present with it while you do not throw your laptop into the lake and pull your hair out. 

WHAT MAKES THIS DIFFERENT (your secret sauce)

✔ Trauma-informed (because tech overwhelm is trauma)

✔ Taught by someone only a few steps ahead — not a tech bro

✔ Real URLs, real spreadsheets, real progress

✔ No binge-watching, no “figure it out later”

✔ Community + breakout rooms if needed

✔ Optional small-group support with Jaqui for absolute beginners

✔ You leave with something LIVE, not endless notes from another online class

 

“Those who teach best are learning as they teach — and that makes this human, doable, and actually effective.”

 

WHAT YOU GET (bullet clarity)

• ✅ Tech Trauma Week (live, once a month)
  
  

• ✅ Weekly Wednesday Clean-Up Calls (90 days)
  
  

• ✅ Your personalized URL and Funnel path
  
  

• ✅ Simple Excel / spreadsheet system (provided)
  
  

• ✅ Homework time inside the call
  
  

• ✅ Replays (because life happens)
  
  

• ✅ Optional breakout rooms (depending on group size)
  
  

• ✅ A finished page or store by the end that you can repeat
  
  

WHO THIS IS FOR

This is for you if:

• Tech makes your chest tighten
  
  

• You start projects and never finish
  
  

• You “know what you want” but freeze on execution
  
  

• You’ve paid for courses you never completed
  
  

• You’re a healer, creator, coach, artist, or human with a trauma brain
  
  

• You want someone to sit with you while you do the hard parts
  
  

• You have or have considered breaking or tossing your electronics
  
  

This is not for:

• People who want a magic button
  
  

• People who want it done for them
  
  

• People who refuse to show up
  
  

• People who want perfection instead of progress
  
  

I PROMISE  to be bold, loving, real

You won’t just have a page up.

You’ll have proof that you can do hard things without abandoning yourself.

Psst: your trauma brain is connected to tech trauma! 

The tears are about your core abandonment and confusion, not the tech. It just makes the teh even more annoying! 

And yes I take it deeper —and you might love me forever! 

That’s a known side effect. There are I Love Angela Shelton shirts too, don’t worry.